This exclusive picture shows living evidence of extreme genetic modification being conducted in the heart of our society.A Swedish lab operating as a “research” facility recently opened in the Midleton area amongst growing concern with locals.Since the highly private complex opened in 2003 the terrier population has dropped radically from 675 in 2003 to about 7 at the last count(Figures courtesty of Irish Terrier Census Foundation)

Oul lads all over the area are heartbroken and some have even turned to toy beany replicas to bring to the pub with him.

We contacted Sven Smorgasborg,PR officer of Superdog Sweden Labs  where he gave this comment….

We are a highly respected Swedish company proud to be offering employment in Midleton.However the vicious rumours are not helping our Swedish-Irish relations.At this time we wish to dismiss as nonsense that due to the failing Swedish porn industry the Swedish Government are planning to control the EU with the help of highly intellegent geneticaly modified terriers.

This publication has it’s concerns and will keep you posted.( Ed AIN)

                                   ET’s Spaceship

Locals were shocked in the Cork airport region as strange lights in the sky baffled local farmers and heavy drinkers in the area last Saturday night.Local cattle were also shocked as cattle mutilaton fears were rife. 

Mr Barry Mc Tavish,a local publican, gave this eyewitness report….”I was just getting the last few pissheads out of the pub at about 3 am when I heard this loud thundering noise like  a jet engine.I got scared straight away.Then I saw the lights and they flew over my head with a fierce racket.I nearly dropped my pint”

Concerned Cattle

                                  Randy Murphy(Road Wanderer)

Randy Murphy,a local road wanderer who was active at this time said he never saw strange lights like it in the airport vicinity.”I have wandered these roads for years and have never seen anything like it” he said.

This publication contacted the air traffic control at Cork airport where they released this statement.

We have had in increase in Ryan Air traffic over Ballygarvan in recent weeks giving rise to at least seven late night approaches over the immediate area at weekends.We have to admit there is no connection whatsoever with air traffic and the arrival of creepy aliens in Ballygarvan. 

The Amazing Irish news will be following this story closely.